July 2, 2013

You keep it.


 
 
 
He sleeps, and I roam.

 

He rests in restless dreams, and I walk the house and its perimeter.

 

I would go farther, but the skeeters and turkey buzzards might get me.

 

I put away dishes quietly [damn that pot lid], drink beer on the porch, stomp on a disoriented centipede. I think. I let my imagination run wild. I cry. I get scared. I make amends. Watch sick movies. My silence is broken by the occasional pick-up truck or the neighbor’s air conditioners.

 

So I sat on the side steps last night. Facing the water. Bug spray wafting off me like smoke off the factories across the Bay, skeeters feasting on my flesh nonetheless. The Feel Good Inc. tower blinked as it always does. Airplanes blinked above. The wind kept blowing in something putrid from the water’s edge. I was exhausted, and could not sleep. Sad, and could not help my sadness.

 

I looked up into an unnatural night sky, tinctured by industry and Babel-like tendencies. The few mutant clouds looked like the ribs of a fucked-up god*.

 

A shooting star somehow found its way through the brown and grey, fading as quickly as a firefly’s butt before it could stab the fucked-up god in the ribs.

 

Make a wish.

 

And I thought.

 

Here’s what I thought.

 

Go fuck yourself.

 

You are bearing down on my man, rattling his cage just to see how much more he can take. You are sending me home, taking away his touchstone. You are waving senseless beauty** and the quest for love like a rag in front of our noses. Playing Cat’s cradle with time and space, closing us in and keeping us apart. In whose name and for whose benefit?

 

Am I being ungrateful? Never. You will not find a list keeper more meticulous in counting her blessings. And you would be pressed to find a lover with a more acute sense for the minutia of intimacy.

 

Can I stick this out? Yes I can and yes I will. I know what I have, and I know what I want. Screw you if you ever thought otherwise.

 

But do I owe anybody patience, and should I take it with a smile on my face? Fuck no. I have been a good girl. I’ve done my penance and my homework. This better be good. This had better end with rainbows and unicorns and chocolate bunnies jumping out of a Hershey Crème Pie the size of Lake Baikal. And a shower of royalties – music or writing, it’s up to you. I’m flexible.

 

So you keep that wish, mofo.

 

You choose what is right for us, since you seem to be so good at setting terms for others’ happiness. You decide on the next step. 

 

My love is bigger than that.

 


 

*Yes, that is a reference to the road that “looks like a fucked-up face” from My Own Private Idaho.

**Full credit for that phrase goes to Murdoc. Just sayin’.
 
 
 
 

2 comments:

  1. Hey Chris,

    I would very much like bonus points for commenting at one thirty in the morning. Yes, just when I was going to do something weird like check my eyelids for cracks.

    I know, just reading your posting, which has completely fucking lost me, put a smile on my face :) "rainbows and unicorns and chocolate bunnies jumping out of a Hershey Crème Pie the size of Lake Baikal." Okay, however, I prefer a good old English tart. Whatever that means.

    Your starstruck fan,

    Gary:)

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    1. Hi Gary,

      I am sorry my post has completely fucking lost you, and at the same time I am completely fucking proud because it means I've done a good job :) It seems that quite a few of my favorite bloggers have been pissed off lately by circumstances beyond their control, and I feel them (you) all. And just like you said, your penultimate post (yes, I said it) put a smile on my face as well. There's something to be said about giving the world the finger sometimes. Blargh.

      Of course you get points for commenting at 1.30 in the morning. And extra credit for cursing on my blog. I shall grant myself points as well for responding at 4 of the clock ("...and all's crap!" to quote Blackadder) - yes, I am back in Europea and jet-lagged as shit. If we ever cross paths, remind me to tell you a Geordie joke that involves not a tart, but a meringue. It's not as good written down.

      Be well, my friend.

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